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Time waster, procrastinator extraordinaire, student, employee, sister, mother, aunt, lover, superhero, nerd, ass-kicker, and current disaster. This is me, dissociating my identities.
Posted this pic yesterday on Facebook with the caption “Admittedly, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn’t use Mini Coopers.”

Friend of mine wrote back:

"Due to the recent budget cuts Director Fury has been relegated to driving a Mini Copper. The Helicarrier is now a Fan Boat in Florida!!! The Avengers have been furloughed 1 day a week for the next 22 weeks. Dr. Reed of Fantastic Four fame is working at the science lab at Ft Drum as a flex employee to make ends meet. Dr. Strange is working at the VA due to Obama Care!!! Times are Tough!!!!"

Posted this pic yesterday on Facebook with the caption “Admittedly, I’m not positive, but I’m pretty sure S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn’t use Mini Coopers.”

Friend of mine wrote back:

"Due to the recent budget cuts Director Fury has been relegated to driving a Mini Copper. The Helicarrier is now a Fan Boat in Florida!!! The Avengers have been furloughed 1 day a week for the next 22 weeks. Dr. Reed of Fantastic Four fame is working at the science lab at Ft Drum as a flex employee to make ends meet. Dr. Strange is working at the VA due to Obama Care!!! Times are Tough!!!!"

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